JOKES

06-06-2006

A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket." The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?" The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!" Submitted by: Matty

A HOUND started a Hare from his lair, but after a long run, gave up the chase. A goat-herd seeing him stop, mocked him, saying "The little one is the best runner of the two." The Hound replied, "You do not see the difference between us: I was only running for a dinner, but he for his life." Aesop's Fable

The 3 First Years of Marriage• In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.• In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.• In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Teacher: How can we get some clean water? Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it. Submitted by: Zeinab Eltayb

A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? B: Yes, of course. A: Great! I never could before! Submitted by: Fred

Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it? Student: Obviously it is the past tense. Submitted by: Abu Jouri

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!" "Well," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

If your dog was barking at the back door and your wife was knocking on the front door, who would you let in first? The dog, because at least he would shut up once he was in.

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said. When did you first notice this problem? What problem? (Scott)

An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. "Alex!" yelled the teacher, "you've done nothing. Why?" "Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do!

Posté par Abdelhaq à 16:55 - Commentaires [1] - Rétroliens [0] - Permalien [#]

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hello! I'm soukaina tounli I OUDIE speak with you .
you are a teacher serieux
you enjoy a class
you have in pronociation exactly in english
I oudie speak english comme toi

Posté par soukaina tounli, 06-05-2007 à 19:15